please don't make me a joke..

#no she was literally a fish out of water you dont understand

(via sharonosbourne)

hoodrach:

allupintheuk:

helga just said that arnold makes her pussy quiver

hoodrach:

allupintheuk:

helga just said that arnold makes her pussy quiver

(via christinedelozier)


(Source: i-mpressed, via puttherecordtotheneedle)

gryffind0r:

thelingerieaddict:

I pretty much always have to reblog this because of that corset.

QUEEN

gryffind0r:

thelingerieaddict:

I pretty much always have to reblog this because of that corset.

QUEEN

(Source: gotmelookingsocrazyrightnow)

I know this is gonna end bad, but the whole middle part’s gonna be awesome.
Nick Miller (via dontappropriatemedummy)

If I got a boyfriend I probably wouldn’t know what to do with it.

(Source: luphphy, via sassysood3k)

best-of-funny:

dysenterygay:

what if i got a boyfriend

i wouldn’t know what to do

what do they eat

how often do they have to be walked

X

chompybacon:

i shaved my legs and now they feel like dolphins

(Source: chompyface, via jaredpadaleckis)

mistrel-fox:

Kim and Ron in ‘Paperman’ world. I adore this short <3

mistrel-fox:

Kim and Ron in ‘Paperman’ world. I adore this short <3

(via sparroe)

brandnewswastikas:

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

(via plushwizards)

eechi:

My tamagotchi survived 3 days I am ready to become a parent

(via dietchola)

colfersaurusrex:

let’s just ban marriage entirely

no one can get married

we get drunk and hold giant orgies in the streets instead

equality

(Source: rexuality, via monsterkurtsie)

ianoshea:

Do you think Tim Burton even has auditions for his movies anymore or does he just sit Helena and Johnny down and say “listen we’re doing another movie.”

(via aflashofgreenlight)

multipack:

can bob the builder fix my grades

(via starkidherman)

» too legit to quit: I RAN INTO PART OF THE NEWBIE GLEE CAST AT CHIPOTLE.

bluelashed:

Random AF, I know…. BUT I GOT SOME QUALITY STALKER PICS WOOOO!
(#yourewelcomegleefandom)

Anywayyy:

Heres Mini-Puck/Jacob Artist, not looking douchey at all with his sunglasses on INSIDE.
image

Also texting with a half-popped colar while holding up the line is not cute. But don’t worry! Your…

i’m laughing so hard. the captions are hilarious

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