helga just said that arnold makes her pussy quiver
I pretty much always have to reblog this because of that corset.
If I got a boyfriend I probably wouldn’t know what to do with it.
what if i got a boyfriend
i wouldn’t know what to do
what do they eat
how often do they have to be walked
i shaved my legs and now they feel like dolphins
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
let’s just ban marriage entirely
no one can get married
we get drunk and hold giant orgies in the streets instead
Do you think Tim Burton even has auditions for his movies anymore or does he just sit Helena and Johnny down and say “listen we’re doing another movie.”
Random AF, I know…. BUT I GOT SOME QUALITY STALKER PICS WOOOO!
Heres Mini-Puck/Jacob Artist, not looking douchey at all with his sunglasses on INSIDE.
Also texting with a half-popped colar while holding up the line is not cute. But don’t worry! Your…
i’m laughing so hard. the captions are hilarious